This is going to be my last one of these posts for a while. Well, it’s been over two years since my last one, so that might not be saying much. I’m fatigued of seeing AI slop left, right and centre and it’s reaching the point where it isn’t immediately apparent, which I have concerns with. Public sentiment of AI-generated material seems rather low, as well.
Online Safety Act is here… now what?
On 25 July 2025, the UK Online Safety Act 2023 came into full effect. Let’s take a look at what this means. First off, please be aware this post contains adult topics and views you might disagree with.
Zippy Zombie Zebras – All backgrounds
Don’t put ads in version 1 of your game
Time and time again, I see folk release what is often their first game on the Google Play Store. This is great! I take a look and am confronted with an ad filling the screen, which I have to sit through before I’m able to continue playing the game.
Pride Piano
June is upon us, the month in which companies rebrand their logos to rainbow variants in Western regions. To add to this shallowness, I have released Pride Piano on the Google Play Store.
Faster 4800Pi
I saw that today is Pi Day, so I published some changes to my world-renowned 4800Pi program for the Commander X16.
Clarifying the Java Cake Games lore
I had a rude awakening the other day: it turns out the general public is completely clueless as to where JamesGDX ends and Java Cake Games begins. So let’s keep this short and simple and clarify it.
Sorting GBTK once and for all
That’s right, I have released an unfathomably tedious game in which you sort about 300 bad games by which GBTK jam(s) they were entered into.
Octagon version 2 released
How, Elmo, how? It’s quite simple, really. Through a chain reaction of sidetracking, I discovered there are no longer any working APK mirrors of it, and I have no interest in jumping through hoops to get it on Google Play again.
Bread: References & Easter Eggs + Apology
As you might expect from such a simple game, Bread contains nearly zero references & Easter eggs. But not quite zero! It’s one. The total is one.